Category Archives for "Funny"

JP | How to Tell if You’re Woke – Ultra Spiritual Life episode 102 (Cautiom : Sarcasm)

Many scholars have philosophized as to just what being “woke” is. Unfortunately for them, it’s not something that can be determined inside of a lab, found in a textbook or defined outside of the context on an individual life.

The ever-desired state of Wokeness is only found by those willing to venture beyond their comfort zone, expand their horizons & choose to wake up a bit more everyday.

So, the question remains, are YOU woke?

The original Karate Kid coming back ? Yep !!


Here we have the original Daniel Russo (Was that his name) – and his old rival ‘Johnny’ – and they’re back with an axe to grind.

Holy cow !

The downside – it’s on Youtube Red, which is like Netflix, but far shitter.

Anyway – the trailer looks awesome !!

Honest Trailers – The Amazing Spider-Man 2 – Trailers for Movies As they Should Have Been

So – I know this isn’t business related, or property either, but every so often we need 5 mins of distraction about something funny.

Honest Trailers will get you hooked on … well … Honest Movie Trailers.

A worthy 5 minutes distraction I hope you’ll agree !

Before you see the solo spin-off to the soft reboot crossover, revisit the sequel to the premature reboot to the original Spider-Man trilogy – The Amazing Spider-Man 2!


Podcast 20 – Where are you on the Crazy / Normal Scale

“Your normal is my crazy” – just what on Earth does that mean ? Find out in Podcast 20.

You may agree or disagree – but I’m know you’ll learn something about yourself right here on Podcast 20!

Hope you enjoy this podcast,

Daniel Latto


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The UK Tax System Explained !

I saw this online and had to share !

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
… The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. ‘Since you are all such good customers,’ he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beers by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.’

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected.

They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to
reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before and the first four continued to drink for free, but once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. ‘I only got a dollar out of the $20,’ declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, ‘but he got $10!’ ‘Yeah, that’s right,’ exclaimed the fifth man. ‘I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got TEN times more than I!’

‘That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!’

‘Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison. ‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!’

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something very important….they didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works.

The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible!

Being Chased In A Speedboat By A Giant Hippo Is Terrifying

I’m sure many people have only ever seen a hippopotamus in a zoo, but in the video below, these folks are being chased by one. While they’re trying to get away in a speedboat.

It’s a terrifying experience, one that im sure they won’t forget in a hurry.

The video, posted to ‘LiveLeak’ shows the speedboat’s encounter with one of the Hippo.

Those riding in the speedboat were on an excursion in Botswana with Pangolin Photo Safaris, when the hippopotamus breached the calm water and began pursuing the boat.

This Hippo is not happy ! Take a look :

hippo chasing speedboat

Kobe Bryant’s ‘Let It Go’ Parody Is Awesome !

Kobe Bryant stars in an animated “Frozen” parody. Let it Tank


The banners glow bright on the rafters tonight
Not a Lakers fan to be seen
Coach Scott calls isolation,
And Swaggy P’s setting the screen

The fans are howling, there’s a media storm outside
Couldn’t get the win. Heaven knows I tried…

Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the Mamba you always have to be
Shaquille O’Neal, don’t let him know
Well, now he knows!

Let it tank, let it tank
Going 8 for 24
Let it tank, let it tank
Fade away and shoot some more!

I don’t care
If I’m overpaid
Let the Spurs rage on
Getting old never bothered them anyway!

It’s funny how much distance
We have from winning it all
And defenders that couldn’t control me
Now just steal the ball!

If I retire, what would I do?
Maybe I’ll star in Frozen 2
Do what I want, no rules for me! I’m Kobe!

Let it tank, Let it tank
Get a pick hopefully top 5
Let it tank, let it tank
Without Phil, why even try?

Here I stand
And here I’ll play
If my legs hold up!

My power forward broke his shin in his first game
Now I could not even tell you half of our players names
And one thought bulges like a disc inside Steve Nash
No more back-to-backs,
The past is in the past!

Let it tank, let it tank!
I’ll never get that sixth
Let it tank, let it tank
Dwight Howard’s a soft-ass bitch

Here I stand
King of L.A.
Laker Nation!
Getting old never bothered me anyway